Just 4 Fun

I see your face, when I am dreaming.
That's why I always, wake up screaming

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

  My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

  My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" 

First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?"
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies So, when he was approaching a field during the nighttime, instead of making any official request to the tower, he said, "Guess Who?"
The Controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess Where!"